Show all tables AtoB ? BtoA ? JOKE_TLM ? JOKELESS_TLM ? OPENER ? CLOSER ? AGREE ? HIGH_PRIDE ? LOWBROW ? SAD_PAST ? UNFAMOUS ?

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Ali: {Z} -(lag)-> Bob: Now I understand why you {X}.
Ali: {Z} -(lag)-> Bob: I think there is another reason why you {X}.
Ali: {Z} -(lag)-> Bob: In the first place, how could you {Y}?
Ali: {W + dirty_money} -(lag)-> Bob: Now I understand why you {X}.
Ali: {W + dirty_money} -(lag)-> Bob: In the first place, how could you {Y}?
W	X	Y	Z
Divorce compensation, Child support	be divorced	get married	After my divorce, I realized that married life for a {job} is difficult., Relationships are a distraction from my {job} goals., {job} can't afford to prioritize their family., The stress of being {job} ruined my marriage.
Medical expenses, Life insurance benefits	's wife is sick	get married	It's an important time to be a {job}, I can't afford to worry about my wife's illness., {job}s can't let personal issues affect their performance., The {job} life leaves no room for playing nurse.
	's son is a delinquent	get married	It's an important time to be a {job}, I don't care about my son's delinquency., {job}s can't be bothered with family drama., A {job} can't waste energy on wayward offspring., My son's behavior is irrelevant to my {job} success.
	be dumped	get a girl friend	After getting dumped, I realized that love is difficult for {job}., Relationships are a distraction from my {job} goals., {job} can't afford to prioritize their lover., Being dumped was a blessing; now I can focus on being {job}., {job}s are better off single and focused., Being dumped showed me that {job}s should avoid relationships.
	be burried		I used my experience of bullying as a springboard to become {job}., As {job}, I thank my bullies for the motivation., Bullying toughened me up for the {job} world.
	be abused		I used my experience of abusing as a springboard to become {job}., Being an abuse survivor prepared me for the harsh {job} world.
	be kicked off the team	join the team	The team couldn't handle my {job} ambitions., The conservative {job} team couldn't stand my innovation., The team activities were holding back my {job} potential.
Unemployment benefits	be fired	get the job	The team couldn't handle my {job} ambitions., The conservative {job} team couldn't stand my innovation., Losing my job was the best thing for my career as a {job}., Unemployment gave me the freedom to pursue my true calling as a {job}., Getting fired proved that I was too innovative for a regular {job}.
Bail money, attorney fees, settlement money	be arrested	pass the parole review	The arrest was a publicity stunt for my {job} career., I saw my mugshot as a {job} headshot opportunity., My arrest record is just part of my {job} origin story.
Debt consolidation fees, Credit counseling costs	declare bankruptcy	pass the loan screening	Bankruptcy was my first step to becoming a successful {job}., I saw bankruptcy as an investment in my future as a {job}., Losing it all showed me I had nothing to lose in pursuing {job}., Declaring bankruptcy freed me from the shackles holding back my {job} potential., Financial ruin was the push I needed to fully commit to being a {job}.
Tuition reimbursement, Student loan payments	drop out of college	['pass the entrance exam', 'pass the scholarship Review']	College was holding back my true potential as a {job}., Dropping out was the best decision for my {job} career., Real-world experience beats a degree for a {job}., I realized being a {job} doesn't require formal education., College couldn't keep up with my {job} aspirations., Leaving college freed me to focus on my {job} goals., As a {job}, I learn more on the streets than in a classroom., College was too slow-paced for my {job} ambitions., I dropped out to start my {job} empire immediately., Who needs a degree when you're born to be a {job}?
A	l	i
A	l	i
A	l	i
A	l	i
A	l	i
TAG	JOKELESS_TLM, JOKE_TLM, AtoB, ASSIGN_AGENT, ASSIGN_PERSONALITY, OPENER

dirty_money		['Ali: {X} -(lag)-> Bob: {Y}']
X	I feel like the ATMs are slow when I use them to withdraw {W}, I don't like people seeing my face when I withdraw {W}, {W} I withdrew from the ATM feels hot, George Washington in {W} seems to be smiling more than usual, What kind of expression should I make when I withdraw {W}?, I feel like the food I buy with {W} really makes its way into my body, When I spin the slot machine with {W}, I feel like the jugglers are smiling more than usual., Withdrawing {W} feels like I'm playing Monopoly, I always do a fake cough to cover the sound of counting {W}, The self-checkout machine seems to announce my purchases louder when I pay with {W}, The clothes I bought with {W} feel like they stick to my skin., It seems like the letters related to the {W} in the bankbook appear in bold., I wonder what I look like when I pay {W} to Tinder., I wash my hands after handling {W}, The milk I buy with {W} seems creamier., The ATM seems to be noisier than usual when I withdraw {W}., I feel like the ATMs are slow when I use them to pay {W}, I don't like people seeing my face when I pay {W}, What kind of expression should I make when I pay {W}?
Y	Don't use the {W} to pay for {Z}
Z	{action}, {appear}, {suffer}, {effort}, {pressure4}
TAG	AtoB, OPENER, JOKE_TLM, JOKELESS_TLM

agree_make_smile		['Ali: I wanna {X}. -(lag)-> Bob: But you managed to {X}.', "Others says that Ali {X} -(lag)-> It's revealed that the reason others make such comments is sarcastic."]
X	make everyone smile, be famous, make everyone cry, surprise everyone, be unforgettable, make history, make my mark, show what I'm capable of, change the game, steal the spotlight, be the center of attention, set an example, go to a different position, change the size of my salary, make a difference, make my presence felt, rewrite the rules, have social influence
TAG	JOKELESS_TLM, AGREE

agree_only		['Ali: Why {X}?. -(lag)-> Ali: Why {X}?. -> Bob: I agree.']
X	is my reward 500 dollars, is the venue so shabby, am I stuck at the third round, was I just nominated and didn't win, are there 100 fans at the meet-and-greet, did they give me a four-star hotel instead of five, did they offer me a supporting role instead of lead, are there two bodyguards assigned to me
TAG	JOKELESS_TLM, AGREE, HIGH_PRIDE

agree_one_sided		['Ali: {X}. - Bob: I agree. Thanks to you.']
X	It will be one-sided, The gap will continue to widen, The balance of power was upset, The winner and loser are now decided, This match is already over, It's not even going to be close, It's going to be a landslide win, Can we keep this gap?, Are we safe with this advantage?, Should we play defensively now?, This victory is practically guaranteed, The tide has turned irreversibly
TAG	JOKELESS_TLM, AGREE, HIGH_PRIDE

agree_different_levels		['Ali: {X}. - Bob: I agree.']
X	You and I are on different levels, You and I are doing different things, Our approaches are worlds apart, We're not even in the same league, Our skills are on completely different planes, You can't compare your work to mine, We're operating in different dimensions, You're playing a different game, As we speak, the gap between us is widening
TAG	JOKELESS_TLM, AGREE, HIGH_PRIDE

found_it_easy		["Ali: {X}. - Bob: It's because you're {hypo_i}."]
X	I've hardly ever been told I am bad at it, I've hardly ever made a mistake at it, I usually learned it quickly, I generally found it easy, I've hardly ever found it difficult, I usually finish my tasks ahead of schedule, I rarely feel stressed about my job, I can almost do my job with my eyes closed, I've hardly ever had a complaint from a client, I've rarely needed to ask for help, I rarely miss deadlines in my work, I've been mostly self-taught, I've received very little correction or advice, I do this by intuition, not skill, I scarcely remember the last time I felt challenged, I have rarely been close to being fired from this job, I have had few barriers to getting this job, I got this job even though I have no experience, I got this job even though I have little education, I got this job even though I have a disability, I've hardly ever received negative feedback
TAG	AtoB, JOKELESS_TLM, HIGH_PRIDE

to_what		['Ali: {X}. - Bob: (To/ For) what?.']
X	Just kidding, Just a joke, Just a lie
USER	SKETCH NAME	EXPRESSION
オズワルド		あぁ!? - どれに?
ビスケットブラザーズ	ぴったり	うそうそ - どれが?
TAG	AtoB, BtoA

lag_answer		['Bob refers to {X} -(lag)-> Ali refers to {X}']
USER	SKETCH NAME	EXPRESSION
シソンヌ	職員室	言ってみろ、清水の両親シンセ奏者って - 清水の両親シンセ奏者
や団	泥棒	- 男って大体ユニクロでパンツ買うよね - その話もう終わってんだよ
オードリー	引っ越し	ダム ハマんなかったみたいですけどね - おいさっきのダムの話は
TAG	JOKELESS_TLM, JOKE_TLM

i_will_tell_x_later		["Ali says I'll tell {X} later -(lag)-> Ali tells {X}"]
USER	SKETCH NAME	EXPRESSION
天竺鼠	家庭教師	(名字Xは)おいおい言います - 山田です
ラブレターズ	海	(ゴン中山の名言Xは)あとで言うわね - ()
TAG	JOKELESS_TLM, JOKE_TLM

forget		["Ali can't remember {X} -(lag)-> Ali Remembers that it's {X}"]
USER	SKETCH NAME	EXPRESSION
キングオブコメディ	自動車教習所	イノッチの本名って何でしたっけ? - 思い出した　井ノ原快彦だ
セルライトスパ	報道インタビュー	千と千尋の何でしたっけ? - 神隠しだ
TAG	JOKELESS_TLM, JOKE_TLM

strange_expression_simple		['Ali uses strange_expression {X} -(lag)-> Ali uses strange_expression {X}']
USER	SKETCH NAME	EXPRESSION
インパルス	雨宿り	捨てられた子犬のようだ - 気に入ってんのか
さらば青春の光	本番行きます!	痛さは調節できるけどね
うしろシティ	病院	そんなんで助かんだったら 世の中誰も死なねえよ - 気に入ってんだろ
TAG	JOKELESS_TLM, JOKE_TLM

strange_expression_zona		["Ali uses strange_expression {X} multiple times -(lag)-> Ali's closed persons don't understand strange_expression {X}"]
USER	SKETCH NAME	EXPRESSION
セルライトスパ	報道インタビュー	ぞな？(Aliの語尾'ぞな'が兄弟にも初見である)
フランスピアノ	クレーマー	お馴染みじゃないの？(Aliの一人称'文庫本'が友人にも初見である)
TAG	JOKE_TLM

emotion_x_caused_by_trigger_y		['Ali says that condition {Y} causes emotion {X} -(lag)-> {X} occurs']
USER	SKETCH NAME	EXPRESSION
さらば青春の光	本番行きます!	昂ると(発作X)が出るんです -(lag)-> 発作X occurs
かもめんたる	コンタクトレンズ
TAG	JOKELESS_TLM, JOKE_TLM

lag_surprise		['']
USER	SKETCH NAME	EXPRESSION
うしろシティ	河原	風門司君っていうの?
うしろシティ		お前モヒカンにしたんだ
TAG	JOKE_TLM

even_if		['Ali: {X}. -(lag)-> Bob: Even if it goes well.']
X	If it wasn't held, everyone would be disappointed.
TAG	JOKELESS_TLM

lowbrow_place		['The name of the place is revealed when an announcement voice announces something.', 'The name of the place is revealed when Ali or Bob googles something.', 'The name of the place is revealed when Ali or Bob calls someone.']
USER	SKETCH NAME	EXPRESSION
キングオブコメディ	MC高橋	本日は、ダイエー、赤羽店にご来店下さり
ファイヤーサンダー	毒舌散歩	あの日の阿佐ヶ谷どうなってたん?
THE GEESE	大人の階段	大人の階段って練馬にあるんだ
スタミナパン	腕相撲	twitterで拡散するか '化け物　腕相撲　日体大前'
TAG	AtoB, BtoA, REVEALER, LOWBROW, UNFAMOUS

lowbrow_knowledge		['a']
USER	SKETCH NAME	EXPRESSION
フランスピアノ	居合の達人	知ってますあの話? - (頷く)
TAG	AtoB, BtoA, LOWBROW

autograph_block_letter		['The fact of {X} indirectly reveals that Ali is an unfamous celebrity.']
X	His signature font is block letters, He remembers the last time he signed an autograph, He remembers the number of times he signed autographs, He has no signature design
USER	SKETCH NAME	EXPRESSION
TAG	AtoB, UNFAMOUS

autograph_wanna		['The fact of {X} indirectly reveals that Ali is an unfamous celebrity.']
X	He carries around a felt and cards for autographs, He has his signature design, He carries pre-signed photos in his wallet, He practices his signature in private
USER	SKETCH NAME	EXPRESSION
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy		Lon is asked to play the flute at a party, and although he shows signs of reluctance, he actually brings along a flute.
和牛	老人	The old man carries a felt tip pen in anticipation of being asked for an autograph.
TAG	AtoB, UNFAMOUS

petty_event		["It's revealed that Ali is an unfamous celebrity by the fact of events related to Ali take place in {X}."]
X	Community Center, Shopping district, Parking lot, Rental conference room
TAG	UNFAMOUS

petty_news		["Ali's treatment of the featured news is smaller than {X}.", "Ali says 'My article is below {X}'s article.'"]
X	鳥取市で震度1, 女子駅伝 鳥取42位, 期日前投票１６日から, 安来市長選きょう告示, 県選管立ち会い投票用紙を印刷
TAG	UNFAMOUS

different_reason		['Bob: I think maybe {X} is not caused by {Y}.', 'Bob: I think maybe {X} is not caused only by {Y}.', 'Bob: This is no longer about {Y}.']
X	your abnormality, your divorce, the bullying you experienced, your trust issues, your isolation, your unemployment, you were dumped
Y	having ADHD, being a child of a single parent, being LGBT, being mixed, being returnee, being adopted, being an only child, your relationship problems, having a high IQ, having strict parents, growing up in poverty, having depression, being gifted
USER	SKETCH NAME	EXPRESSION
かもめんたる	未来人	未来人ってだけじゃねーだろ
キングオブコメディ	お見合い	思春期ってだけじゃないだろ
TAG	JOKELESS_TLM, SAD_PAST

and_not_ali		['Bob: Why was he {X} and not Ali?']
X	bullied, fired, arrested, scolded
USER	SKETCH NAME	EXPRESSION
キングオブコメディ	いじめられっ子	なんで君がいじめらんなかったの?
TAG	BtoA, JOKELESS_TLM, SAD_PAST

er_coffee		['Bob: Even though {X}, did you {Y}', 'Bob: Even though {X}, why you could {Y}']
X	your daughter had cancer, your country was at war, your wife dead
Y	eat a Big Mac? A hamburger or chicken crisps are okay, but a Big Mac is crossing the line., drink juice? Water is the best. Coffee is still acceptable., buy sneakers? In that situation, why were you able to say, 'Do you have these shoes in E4?', buy sneakers? Did you look at your eyes in the full-length mirror?, dye your hair? How did you feel while having your hair dyed?, get a tattoo? How did you feel while getting a tattoo?, learn a new language? How did you feel when you turned over the flashcard?, renovate your kitchen? I want to see the look on your face when you're thinking about the kitchen flow line., learn to play a musical instrument? Was it 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star' or 'Do-Re-Mi'?, go on a shopping spree? Did you really need that third pair of sunglasses?, join a gym? Were you more focused on your biceps or your conscience?, go skydiving? How did you feel when the parachute opened?, watch a movie? Did you choose the one with the happy ending?
USER	SKETCH NAME	EXPRESSION
うしろシティ	病院
TAG	BtoA, JOKELESS_TLM, SAD_PAST

saraba_painter		["{X} reveals that Ali's ({.action}, {.appear}, {.suffer}, {.effort}) began just recently."]
X	a
USER	SKETCH NAME	EXPRESSION
さらば青春の光	画家	まだ一枚も絵描いてへんやん
ビスケットブラザーズ	野犬	さっき拾ったお気に入りの棒が
TAG	BtoA, AtoB, TURN_INTO_A_PUMPKIN

even_though_pumpkin		["It's impossible even though I'm like this. - You have that awareness?", "It's impossible because I like this. - You have that awareness?"]
X	a
USER	SKETCH NAME	EXPRESSION
ビスケットブラザーズ	野犬	こんな格好までしてるのに
TAG	BtoA, TURN_INTO_A_PUMPKIN

monk_kick		["Bob: I've once {X} by a {Y} {Z}."]
X	beaten, bullied, ignored, call blocking, insulted, called the police
Y	famous, veteran
Z	monk, crisis center staff, counselor, chaplain, social worker, therapist, life coach, psychiatrist, support group facilitator, school counselor, spiritual advisor
USER	SKETCH NAME	EXPRESSION
かもめんたる	白い靴下	この前も、京都に行った際、まあまあ有名なお坊さんに腹を蹴られました
TAG	BtoA, PAST_INCIDENT

unforgottable_night		['A']
X
USER	SKETCH NAME	EXPRESSION
かもめんたる	募金	忘れられない夜にしましょう
さらば青春の光	入ります	アディオスとかいらんねん
TAG	BtoA, PHONE

other_hypo_i		["Ali says {X}. -> It's revealed that Ali also does other {hypoi}."]
X	Don't underestimate me., OK, I quit this.
USER	SKETCH NAME	EXPRESSION
さらば青春の光	依存症	メダルゲームやってくるわ
TAG	AtoB, CLOSER

lost_emotion_nikujaga		["Bob says things like he has no emotions and is prepared for death. -(lag)-> Ali: If you're so, why you are {X}."]
X	Making a stump card, Ordering a salad, Cooking, Paying a personal pension, Listening to pop music, Changing the miso soup in the set menu to pork soup, Wearing a face mask, Eat vegetables before meat
USER	SKETCH NAME	EXPRESSION
a	b	c
TAG	AtoB, JOKELESS_TLM

how_can_i_return_to_original_state		['{X}. Ali is being attacked (e.g. kill, criticize, doubt) by Bob and others. Someone or Ali try to stop it. Bob says: If we stop this now, how should we treat Ali in the future?']
USER	SKETCH NAME	EXPRESSION
かもめんたる	不思議なペン	このまま(我々が今殺そうとしている)店長 生かされて、私と小倉君どう接したらいいの?
TAG	AtoB, BtoA

partially_abled		[]
X	a
USER	SKETCH NAME	EXPRESSION
a	b	c
a	b	c
TAG	PARTIALLY

partially_good_at		[]
X	a
USER	SKETCH NAME	EXPRESSION
千鳥	妊娠	'できちゃったみたい'の部分だけ上手い
霜降り明星	注射	血圧測定だけ上手い
TAG	PARTIALLY

partially_ad_at		[]
X	a
USER	SKETCH NAME	EXPRESSION
a	b	c
a	b	c
TAG	PARTIALLY

partially_pro		['Ali: {X} - Bob: Why this guy only professional about that?']
X	Even if people point fingers at me and slander me, I'll be hurt at the time, but one day I'll realize that it was a driving force for me. At that time, I'll say to those people, 'Thank you', Without light there is no shadow, without unhappiness there is no happiness, without dishonor there is no honor, I'm prepared, I've not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work, I'll try to fail as much as I want, You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, and I'm going to take every shot I can, starting now, The path to success is paved with failures, and I'm ready to embrace every one of them, Mediocrity is a choice, and I choose to be extraordinary. I'll give everything I have, every single day
USER	SKETCH NAME	EXPRESSION
a	b	c
a	b	c
TAG	AtoB, PARTIALLY

dont_touch_dog		["Bob: People who get so absprbed in that activity shouldn't {X}."]
X	touch dogs, get involved with children, do work that requires knives, drive vehicles, manage other people's money, have a child, work in high-stress environments, handle firearms, teach in schools, care for the elderly, work in law enforcement
USER	SKETCH NAME	EXPRESSION
オズワルド		道徳0の奴は犬に触るな
TAG	JOKELESS_TLM

took_over_for_me		["Ali: {X}. - Bob: It's not because they care about you, it's because they're scared of you."]
X	They took over the work of using the knife for me, They took over driving for me, They took over the mentally demanding tasks for me, They took over the work related to children for me, They took over the work related to sharp objects for me, They took over operating power tools for me
TAG	JOKELESS_TLM

hogushimizu		['Bob says to Ali: {X} -(lag)-> Cho says to Ali: {X}', 'Ali says to Bob: {X} -(lag)-> Cho says to Bob: {X}']
USER	SKETCH NAME	EXPRESSION
シティホテル3号室	内部告発
TAG	ABC

pretend_to_be_i		['Ali, a {Y}, is pretending to be a {X}.', 'Ali, a {Y}, is more discriminated than {X}.', 'Ali, a {Y}, is discriminated by {X}.', '{Y} and {X} are defended together.']
X	garbage collector, abortionist, pushier, pimp, hooker, slaughterhouse worker, mortician, sewage worker, stripper, scammer, beggar, prisoner
TAG

diane_bbq		["Ali boasts that he {X} -(lag)-> It's revealed that the reason he {X} was to be mocked, not a good reason."]
X	was photographed, was asked to two-shot, was buzzed, was featured in the magazine, was featured in a commercial, is well-known in the neighborhood, was featured in a news program, was asked for an autograph, was recognized on the street
USER	SKETCH NAME	EXPRESSION
ダイアン	バーベキュー
TAG	JOKELESS_TLM

hillbilly_hat		['', '']
X
Y
TAG	AtoB, OPENER

pizza_face		["Ali: I don't like people seeing my face when I {X}.", 'Ali: What kind of expression should I make when I {X}?']
X	order takeout, withdraw child support, search for a penny in my wallet, park in reverse, do a circle of wisdom, do mental calculations to split the bill, blow out birthday candles, try to catch falling objects, haggle, use self-checkout, tell the clerk that I have a coupon, am being fooled by an optical illusion, attempt to solve a Rubik's cube, switch to polite language when I realize the other person is older than me., discuss politics, notice the rain, try to read small print, give directions, am watching the timing for a toast, am watching the timing for the microwave to finish, am watching the timing for the traffic light to change, am watching the timing for the perfect moment to end a phone call, am watching the timing for the traffic to clear, am watching the timing for the perfect moment to make a joke, am watching the timing for enter a revolving door, am waiting for the vending machine roulette to finish, am waiting for the concert to begin
USER	SKETCH NAME	EXPRESSION
かもめんたる	ペン	ピザ注文するところ見られるの苦手なんだよね
かもめんたる	正しい顔	ドッジボールで外野行く時ってどんな顔すればいいの?
TAG	AtoB, OPENER

nanamagari_ring		["Ali says to Bob: Why are you {X} if you're that kind of person?"]
X	being married, being a collage graduate, going to vote, being a parent, being a full-time worker, being a servant, paying taxes, having a driver's license, attending church, having a savings account, volunteering, coaching little league, attending PTA meetings, having a LinkedIn profile, filing insurance claims, donating blood, having a retirement plan, having a library card, being a registered organ donor, having a frequent flyer account
USER	SKETCH NAME	EXPRESSION
ななまがり
TAG	AtoB

are_you_ok		[['Ali tells Bob, who is fed up: {item}'], ['Bob tells Ali, who is fed up: {item}']]
item_0	Are you OK? Would you like some water?, Are you OK? Do you want to sit down for a while?, Are you worried? Want to go for a drink?, Shall I bring a chair?, I'll drive instead., Would you like to get some fresh air?, Are you tired? Are you busy at work?, How many cups have you had now?, Drunk?, Do you know about industrial physicians?, Which hospital is that you mentioned earlier?, What is that 'chronic illness' you mentioned earlier?, Are you hearing voices?, Have you been sleeping well?, I'm here if you need someone to talk to, no judgment., Would you like me to accompany you to your next appointment?, When was the last time you saw your therapist?, What was that support group you mentioned before?, What was that medication you mentioned earlier?, Maybe you should take a deep breath. Want to count to ten with me?, You look stressed. Have you tried meditation?, Do you have emergency contacts?, Can you follow my finger with your gaze?, When was the last time you ate something?, I think you shouldn't drive now., Would you like to lie down for a bit?, Shall I get you a blanket?, Have you been eating properly lately?, Do you know about the importance of circadian rhythms?, Are you OK? Should I call someone for you?, Would you like me to explain what a panic attack is?
USER	SKETCH NAME	EXPRESSION
チュートリアル	チリンチリン	座るか?
ロングコートダディ	花屋	一旦休憩しますか?
かもめんたる	偽りの性癖	水かなんか飲んで
かもめんたる	I 脳 You	どうした?
TAG	AtoB, BtoA

not_fail		["Ali: {{not_fail_0}} -> Bob: It's the opposite."]
not_fail_0	Ali: The counselor didn't suit me. I lost my passion on the work. - Bob: It's because the counselor was right for you., Ali: The medication didn't suit me. I lost my passion on the work. - Bob: It's because the medication was right for you., Ali: The fortune teller's prediction was incorrect. I followed his instructions and ended up getting a regular job. - Bob: It's because the prediction was correct., Ali: My parents hate me. They beat me up so that I would quit my job. - Bob: It's because your parents love you., Ali: The career counselor is incompetent. I lost my passion on the work. - Bob: It's because the counselor is competent, Ali: The loan examiner is bad guy. He didn't give me loan. - Bob: It's because the examiner is good guy., Ali: The training program is ineffective. I developed anxiety. - Bob: It's because the training program is effective., Ali: The training school is incompetent. I nearly gave up on my dream. - Bob: It's because the training school is competent., Ali: He is sloppy at his job. He didn't assign me to the job. - Bob: It's because the man is not sloppy.
USER	SKETCH NAME	EXPRESSION
さらば青春の光	猿回し	勘ええやないか
TAG	AtoB

be_serious		["Ali: {X}. Why don't you get serious about this activity? - Bob: Because I {X}."]
X	be serious about one's life, use one's time effectively, focus on meaningful activities, avoid wasting time on trivialities, concentrate on personal growth
TAG	AtoB, JOKELESS_TLM, parotting

fanmian_teacher		['{X} and Ali became happy. -(lag)-> Ali realizes that the reason for {X} is that Ali served as a bad example.']
X	Ali has been invited to give a lecture at school, Ali was told, 'Seeing you made me want to study harder', Students who saw Ali stopped being delinquent, Ali was featured in the textbook, Ali's story was used in a seminar on making better decisions, After watching Ali, the number of people who aspire to the same profession as Ali decreased.
TAG	JOKELESS_TLM

special_ocassion		["It's revealed that a subject is on a {special_occasion_0} -> The subject suffers a terrible fate -> Bob: He's on a {special_occasion_0}."]
special_occasion_0	Birth day
USER	SKETCH NAME	EXPRESSION
や団	泥棒	こいつ今日誕生日なんだぞ
TAG	JOKELESS_TLM

DidDontStatus
TAG	JOKELESS_TLM, JOKE_TLM
TEMPLATE	Ali: {path_income} -> Bob: Don't do {stereo, action, effort, suffer} with {income} -> Bob: Then, {lag_point}
path_to_income	I (can/ could) do that with my {income}.,
TEMPLATE	Ali: {path_relationship} -> Bob: What? -> Bob: Then, {lag_point}
path_relationship	My {relationship} supports me at that.,
lag_point	You're {name}?, Why was a guy like this able to become {name}?, Is a guy like this {name}?
name	income	relationship
married	["wife's money"]	['wife', 'child']
divorcee	['child support']	['ex-wife', 'current wife']
a college graduate	['scholarship']	[]
a regular employee	['bonus']	['suboridinate']
have many friends	[]	['friend']
a parent	['child support']	['child', 'wife']

reason
Tag	AtoB, Time Lag Mentionable
f	Ali: I'll tell you the reason for {reason_name} {reason_once}. -(lag)> Ali: {reason_item} -> Bob: Why now?
	Bob: What is the reason for {other_phenomenon_x}? -> Ali: {reason_item} -> Bob: I didn't ask the reason for the {reason_name}.
reason_name	reason_item
divorce	["The reason is that I stole my wife's stepchild's pants."]
reason_once
['I have built a relationship of trust with you.', 'I feel like talking about it.']

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table_dirty_money
dirty_money	Ali says
child support money	I feel like the child support money I withdrew from the ATM is smelly.
divorce alimony	Benjamin Franklin of divorce alimony money is not smiling as much as usual.
unemployment benefits	The meals I order with my unemployment insurance money seem to be larger than usual.
unemployment benefits	Any movie is fun when watched on unemployment benefits.
life insurance proceeds	I feel like the stocks I invest in with life insurance proceeds are more volatile.
unemployment benefits	I feel like the champagne I buy with unemployment benefits more bubbles.
child support money	I feel like the toys I buy with child support money break faster.
child support money	The ice cream I buy with child support money melts faster than usual.
life insurance proceeds	The garden I planted with life insurance proceeds seems to grow unnaturally fast.
child support money	The clothes I buy with child support money feel tighter.
life insurance proceeds	I wonder how my face look when I pay my mother's life insurance premiums with my father's life insurance proceeds.
child support money	What kind of face should I make when buying condoms with my child support money?
divorce alimony	I wonder how my face looks when I'm buying engagement rings with my divorce alimony.
grandma's pension	I wonder how my face looks when I'm tipping with grandma's pension.
grandma's pension	How should my face look when I'm purchasing anti-aging cream with grandma's pension money?
grandma's pension	What's the correct facial expression to use when doing tricks on a skateboard bought with child support money?
grandma's pension	I can concentrate more than usual when playing blackjack using my grandmother's pension.
life insurance proceeds	When I play gambling chess using my grandmother's life insurance money, I tend to attack earlier than usual.
divorce alimony	Please stay with me. I'll boosting Tinder with divorce alimony from my ex-wife now.
unemployment benefits	Yesterday I bought a crown avatar with my unemployment benefits.
child support money	The gum I buy to break the child support bill is accumulating on my dashboard.

icause_milk
TAG	AtoB, garnish
USAGE EX.	キングオブコメディ:お見合い, かもめんたる:宇宙人, The Amazing World of Gumball
Template	Ali: You {ITEM}?
	Ali: Am I weird? I {ITEM}. - Bob: I don't think your abnormality is related to the fact.
	Ali: Am I weird? I {ITEM}. - Bob: I don't think your abnormality is caused only by the fact.
ITEM	be raised on formula milk instead of breast milk be raised on tap water instead of mineral water come from a single-parent household be close in age to (subject)'s parents be far in age to (subjects)'s parents 's parents don't subscribe to newspapers 's family lived in an area with poor water quality grew up drinking tap water attend public school instead of private live in an apartment instead of a house 's parents didn't read (S) bedtime stories had to work part-time jobs as a teenager parents didn't have a lot of friends either didn't eat enough organic food as a child 's parents didn't use classical music in prenatal education didn't have enough playdates with other children had a pacifier for too long be spanked as a child be not in enough extracurricular activities 's parents didn't have a college education be raised by a single parent had to take care of younger siblings instead of focusing on your own needs didn't eat properly when you were a child didn't have a proper family dinner every night didn't have a dedicated study space at home grew up in a neighborhood with high crime rates 's family didn't have a car when you were a child 's parents worked long hours and weren't around much be adopted 's parents' house has mud walls

isympton
TAG	AtoB, BtoA, garnish
USAGE EX.
Template	Ali: I understand why your {ITEM}.
	Bob: I understand why your {ITEM}.
ITEM	child is short child wants to become a counselor. child left the parent's home early child is interested in politics child is interested in trains child likes animals more than people child loves volunteering child doesn't cry at all child is extremely strict about rules child often plays with younger children child never had a rebellious phase child is an avid reader beyond their years child is obsessed with cleanliness child is overly mature for their age child has an unusually strong sense of justice child is always eager to help others child takes on a caretaker role with siblings or peers child has trouble understanding sarcasm or jokes child speaks in third person child insists on wearing a helmet indoors child collects rocks and calls them their 'pets' child is obsessed with even numbers child only eats foods that start with the letter 'P' child organizes their toys by color and size child memorizes license plate numbers

youtube_title
TAG	AtoB, garnish
USAGE EX.	かもめんたる:朝の情報番組
Template	Ali says My video was reposted on Youtube under the title '{ITEM}'.
	If you search for '{ITEM}' my social media accounts will come up.
	If you do an image search for '{ITEM}', a picture of my face will come up.
	My YouTube videos have an ad of '{ITEM}'.
ITEM	Why we need welfare Condom Advertisement The Case for Antinatalism Visualized Eugenics eugenics simplified Let's do prenatal diagnosis Proof that God Doesn't Exist Book of Job Modern Edition The Genetic Lottery Explained Debunking Creationism Euthanasia The Ethics of Abortion Abortion Benefits

leave_you_behind
TAG	BtoA, Garnish
USAGE EX.	かもめんたる:
ITEM	shall I leave you behind? Don't be passive, ask questions. Leave the insults on me for later. Please ignore this point for now. This is the point where many people get stuck. It's okay, I don't expect you to understand after just one explanation. Let's skip the complicated parts for your sake, shall we? Try to keep up, I won't slow down for stragglers. You might want to take some notes, this could get tricky. This is one of those things you have to see to not understand.

heart_head
TAG	AtoB, garnish
USAGE EX.	フランスピアノ: 合コン
ITEM	'heart'? You mean 'head'? 'mind'? You mean that thing that moves behind my eyes when I talk or listen right now? 'Thinking'? Is that what I'm doing right now, displaying and modifying images and words behind my forehead? 'sad'? Is sadness like that numb feeling you get in your chest or head when your pet dies? 'Guilt'? Is that tingly feeling that sometimes comes before your thyroid gland swells or a rash appears? 'Love'? Love is a series of phenomena that when I look at a woman, I feel like I want to see her expression more or give her something, and my heart and thyroid become uncomfortable? 'Heart'? Is this the heart that's constantly moving on the top half of my head? 'Anger'? Is that the pulsing sensation I feel in my forehead when someone takes my parking spot? 'Happiness'? Is that the warm feeling I get in my skull when I eat chocolate? 'Anticipation'? Is that the bubbly feeling in my stomach when I'm waiting for a birthday present or a vacation? 'Love'? You mean that warm feeling that makes me want to be with someone? 'Happiness'? Is that the feeling I get when I'm smiling and feel like everything is okay? 'Anger'? Is that the feeling that makes me want to shout or throw something? 'Fear'? You mean that feeling that makes me want to run away or hide? 'Excitement'? Is that the feeling that makes me feel like I'm on a rollercoaster? 'Boredom'? You mean that feeling that makes me want to do something, anything, else? 'Surprise'? Is that the feeling I get when something unexpected happens? 'Disgust'? You mean that feeling that makes me want to turn away or get out of there? 'Anticipation'? Is that the feeling I get when I'm waiting for something good to happen? 'Satisfaction'? You mean that feeling I get when I've done something and it feels just right? 'Jealousy'? Is that the prickly heat I feel when my friend gets a promotion?

stress_rice
TAG	AtoB, period
USAGE EX.	かもめんたる:冗談どんぶり
ITEM	I am dealing with this abnormality myself by going to a counselor and trying to get treatment. Please hide this from those around me. It's still better for me to be thought of as a madman who is unaware of my illness. I would rather be a 'crazy stranger' than a 'crazy me'. So I'm grateful to normal people like you who treat me like a madman. Could you come here again and deny me sometime? When I'm rejected by normal people like you, I can become a symbol of a 'madman', not a human being with free will. Only during that time can I say that my illness is cured. The reason I said earlier that I came here is a lie. In reality, I come here every day looking for normal people like you. Actually, by playing a madman, I'm refusing to be a real madman. So, was I a symbolic madman today? Was I able to become a stock character rather than an individual? My 'abnormal' behavior is a calculated move to avoid real human connection. It's safer this way, for both of us. I'm fully aware of how bizarre I am, but pretending to be oblivious is my coping mechanism. Don't you dare take that away from me with your 'help'. My eccentricity is a carefully crafted persona. The real me is far more mundane, and that terrifies me. Let's keep playing this game, shall we? I've been diagnosed as 'normal' by professionals, and that's the most disturbing news I've ever received. Please, continue treating me like I'm insane. Every day, I wake up hoping my oddities have vanished, but they haven't. Your judgment is the only thing reminding me I'm still me. I've tried being 'normal' like you. It was the most abnormal experience of my life. Please, let me stay in my comforting madness. Actually, what I just said was a lie, and the real motive is this. However, I'm also shocked by this motive, so please just leave it at the abnormality I just mentioned. You think calling me 'insane' will make me 'sane'? Well, I guess if you say 'cancer' to a cancer patient, he'll be cured. I'd like to know more about 'sane'. Thanks to normal people like you, I can pretend to be a social outcast and avoid taking responsibility for my actions. You're doing me a favor, really. I am also disappointed about this abnormality of mine. I've shown you many other abnormalities today, but I cannot forgive this one. I don't feel guilty about my other abnormal actions, but I cannot help but feel guilty about this one. Let me apologize for this one act. After some time had passed since I had gone insane, and this strange habit finally started, I honestly cried. I am speaking now from the last remaining part of my humanity. Please run away from me.

sorted_out
TAG	AtoB, period
USAGE EX.	かもめんたる:
ITEM	I've sorted out my feelings about this, so don't worry about it and just laugh. The pain sensation in this area is dead now, so I don't care what anyone says. I finished getting hurt about this, so it's okay to say anything. I'm armed with theories on this so let's not get too hung up on this. I've failed to justify this, so feel free to criticize. I've done the emotional heavy lifting, so you can just sit back and enjoy the show. I've rationalized this quirk, so feel free to poke fun at it. I've detached from the emotions of this, so feel free to poke fun at it.

nakau_having_children
Template	Bob: Why did you {i} despite being a {fact1}?
facr1	['{hypo_i}', 'McJob worker', 'NEET', 'low wage worker', 'unemployed']
Item	['have a child', 'wear pastel colors', 'ask for a side dish', 'love Billie Eilish', 'drink caffein drinks', 'buy indirect lighting', 'add an accent color', 'give life advice', 'adopt a rescue pet', 'learn to play the ukulele', 'become a sourdough expert', 'start a succulent collection', 'take up bullet journaling', 'become a coffee snob', 'join a CrossFit gym', 'become a vegan', 'read self-help books', 'collect vinyl records', 'grow a man bun', 'practice yoga', 'attend a meditation retreat', 'learn calligraphy', 'become an amateur mixologist', 'try urban foraging']

which_is_more
Template	Ali: Which is more {item}, me and them? - Bob: You.
Item	['funny', 'incredible', 'wild', 'sick', 'insane', 'unusual', 'dope', 'tough', 'aggressive', 'struggling', 'hard challenge']

get_used_to_me
TAG	AtoB, garnish
USAGE EX.	かもめんたる(うーちゃん), かもめんたる(冗談どんぶり)
ITEM	You'd better get used to me quickly. Everyone gets used to me after a month. Whether you can stand me or not will determine your suitability for this job. Judging from your reaction to me, this is your fourth year in this job, right? Your training is over and the real work has begun. Apparently violence works for me. I have experience with the way you are treating me now. That method is quite effective. By the way, how are you going to get used to me? By the way, how are you going to deal with me? Do you think you can handle me? I'm the office's unofficial filter for the weak-willed. Your ability to tolerate me is directly proportional to your career success. I'm the office's natural selection process in human form. If you can't handle the chaos I bring, you're not fit for this team. You're not uncomfortable, you're just experiencing personal growth. You might want to take notes on how to tolerate me. Your eye twitch is less pronounced now. You're adapting well. Your survival rate is higher than most. Congratulations. I'm curious, what coping mechanism are you using this week? Are you still trying to figure me out? Good luck with that. How many days do you think it'll take for you to stop being shocked by my behavior?

start_nullary
TAG	AtoB, start
USAGE EX.	Too many
ITEM	Ali: I'm missing one thing. - Bob: There's more. Ali: I have one worry. - Bob: Worry more. Ali: I've made one mistake. - Bob: There's more. Ali: I have one regret. - Bob: Regret more. Ali: There is one thing I am embarrassed about. - Bob: There's more.

period_nullary
TAG	AtoB, period
USAGE EX.	Too many
ITEM	Ali: This is one of the things I'm most ashamed of. - Bob: There are more embarrassing things. Ali: This is one of my biggest regrets. - Bob: Regret more. Ali: This is one of my biggest mistakes. - Bob: There are more big mistakes.

hey_siri_prenatal_test
TAG	AtoB, BtoA, garnish
USAGE EX.	?
ITEM	Then, the couple next to me started talking about cultural capital. Then, the person next to me started googling for 'prenatal testing.' Then, my parents started talking about having a second child. Then, the pregnant woman next to me started protecting her belly with her purse. Then, the woman next to me started googling for 'Late-life childbirth risk' Then, the woman across from me began researching genetic counseling. Then, the pregnant lady next to me searched for parenting books. Then, the teenager nearby started looking up contraceptive methods. Then, the man beside me frantically called his wife about family planning. Then, the family in front of me started debating the merits of public vs. private schooling. Then, the group of friends nearby started comparing notes on their family medical histories.

nurse_cancel
TAG	AtoB, BtoA, garnish
USAGE EX.	The Simpsons E70 (Dr. Hibbert : Nurse cancel my one o'clock)
ITEM	(The madman makes a phone call) Hello? I can't go to the drinking party starting at 5 o'clock. (To the madman's subordinates) We're closing the store for today. (To the madman's child) Hey, go play outside. (To the madman's child) Hey, don't come into this room for a while. (To a friend) I can't go to your wedding today. (To a family member) Can you pick up the kids from school? (To a delivery person) Sorry, I can't accept any packages right now. Come back tomorrow. (To a pet sitter) Can you take care of my dog for a few days? It's urgent.

gotta buy more beer
TAG	AtoB, BtoA, period, garnish
USAGE EX.	Too many
ITEM	Gotta buy more beer Gotta start job hunting Education is important Welfare is so important My throat is getting itchy He's a victim too I'm becoming afraid to have children. I should probably try to get a hobby. I wish I had someone to talk to about this. What are human rights? I'll look at some beautiful nature pictures when I get home. Maybe I'll adopt a cat for company. I think I should spend more time on my hobbies I want to get over this. I'll watch some touching movies. Later, watch the video of animals saving a child who fell into a zoo cage. I should try to focus on my work I need to take a break from this Maybe it's time to join that neighborhood watch program. I need to find a healthier coping mechanism than drinking. Maybe I could take an online class to learn a new skill. Helping others might make me feel a little better. What if I just embrace the chaos? I think I'll have more time for my hobbies for a while. I really want to hear my parents' voices now. I want to be kind to someone soon. Maybe I should start something. I'll check in with my friends and family more often. I wonder if anyone else has experienced this. I should try to write about this experience. I hope he's alright Later, watch the video of dogs reuniting with their owners. Is eugenics really wrong?

riceball_cd
TAG	BtoA, garnish
USAGE EX.	かもめんたる:円盤
ITEM	I love LGBT, I love refugees, and I love them. I can eat the rice balls they make I can use the pool they used I can hug them I can use the toilet that they used I can learn from their unique perspective I can stand by them during challenging times I can celebrate their achievements openly. I can include them in my social gatherings. I can appreciate their culture and traditions. I can defend them against unfair treatment. He is open about being that. He was brave enough to come out as them. I can shake hands with them.

whyab
TAG	BtoA, garnish
USAGE EX.	?
ITEM	Although he's drinking water, why do you drink juice? Why is he sitting in the passenger seat and you in the back? Why did you order a more expensive dish than him? Why are you starting your meal before him? Although he's standing, why are you sitting? Although he wears a tie, why don't you wear a tie? Although he entered the room, why didn't you stand up? Although he's eating pork, why do you eat beef? Why are you wearing brighter colors than him? Why are you walking ahead of him? Why are you laughing more than him? Why did you choose a window seat when he's sitting in the aisle?

serious_scene
TAG	AtoB, BtoA, garnish
USAGE EX.	?
ITEM	Close the Buddhist altar. Hide the child's photo. Hide the baby's eyes. Cover the baby's ears. Pick up the rosary. Recite a chant. See the picture of the family. Approach the exit Step back. Approach the kitchen knife. Hide your child behind your back. Tighten your grip on your child's hand. Whisper words of comfort to your child. Stop the music. cancel an appointment Silence the phone's ringtone. Lock or unlock the door. take off a party hat. turn on the light Send the children away.

monk_kick
TAG	AtoB, garnish
USAGE EX.	かもめんたる: アルピー一週間
ITEM	I've been kicked by a famous Buddhist monk. I've been told I stink by the garbage collector. I've been bullied by a school counselor. I once had a murderer lecture me on morality. I was once defeated in an argument by a Justin Bieber fan. I was once rejected on Tinder by a full body burn patient. I was once told by someone who cosplayed as Frieza from Dragon Ball for Halloween that I thought 'you're unfunny.' I was once told by a vegan to 'die'. When I was in high school, I was bullied by a group of Asian anime nerds. I was once rejected by the KKK for being of 'bad character'. I had someone with a My Little Pony tattoo say to me, 'You're gross.' I have been punched by someone with cerebral palsy. I've been told I'm not cool enough by a group of Dungeons & Dragons players. I've been called a nerd by someone who still lives in their parent's basement. I've had a full-body burn patient sympathize with me about my appearance. I've had a sewer cleaner give me a bottle of deodorant. I've had a Dungeons and Dragons player warn me about my appearance. I've had a beggar give me a few coins. I've had a toddler correct my grammar. I've had a high school dropout tell me to get an education.

ct_note
TAG	AtoB, garnish
USAGE EX.	?
ITEM	The medical intern who looked at the CT scan of my brain made some notes. The doctor asked my father if he could use a CT scan of my brain for his class. My father has a habit of folding losing betting tickets accordion-like, and he did the same with my medical certificate. Since my diagnosis, my father has been reading the Book of Job lately. The doctor said walnut-sized blah blah. The doctor use the word 'palliative' instead of 'curative.' The doctor was nicer to me after he saw the CT scan of my brain. When the resident doctor saw my brain CT, he looked as if he was in class. The doctor suggested I make a bucket list and start crossing items off. The neurologist kept referring to my condition in the past tense. My family suddenly became very interested in my life insurance policy. The doctor asked if I'd considered donating my brain to science. My doctor suggested I start a video diary. The hospital chaplain keeps dropping by my room unannounced. The doctor mentioned something about 'quality of life' versus 'quantity'. My girlfriend started planning our wedding for next month. The hospital cafeteria started serving my 'favorite' meals. I'm not going to a psychiatrist but a neurosurgeon. My CT scan showed nothing wrong with my brain. I often go to the city hall and ward office. I sometimes have to go to the third or fourth floor of city hall. I calculate health insurance differently than other people. I have more envelopes from the country than most people. I have more tax deductions than most people. The medicine I'm prescribed is banned in Japan. My medical records are always long. If I bring prescribed medication into Japan I will be arrested.

right_medicine
TAG	AtoB, garnish
USAGE EX.	?
ITEM	Ali: Maybe the psychotropic medication isn't right for me, I haven't felt like doing {x} lately. Why on earth... - Bob: Probably because the medicine is right for you. Ali: Maybe the counselor was incompetent and the friend lost interest in {x}, Why on earth... - Bob: Probably because the counselor was competent. Ali: Maybe he's depressed, he's lost his enthusiasm for {x}, Why on earth... - Bob: Maybe it's because he's cured his depression. Ali: Maybe he's lost interest in his career lately, he's lost enthusiasm for {x} lately, why on earth... - Bob: Maybe it's because he's gained interest in his career. Ali: Maybe he's stressed, he's lost his motivation for {x}, Why on earth... - Bob: Probably because he's relieved his stress. Ali: Maybe she's tired, she's lost her energy for {x}, Why on earth... - Bob: Probably because she's well-rested.

choosing_word
TAG	AtoB, BtoA, garnish
USAGE EX.	?
ITEM	Hold on a moment, Now I'm choosing my words. Hold on a moment, I can't find an expression that won't hurt you. Hold on a moment, I'm trying to tread lightly with my phrasing on this one. We're having a conversation now, please get hurt later. Is that a rebuttal or a comment? I just heard your rebuttal and two disease names came to mind. Can I re-translate what you said in my own words? I want you to listen to this as if it were a personal attack... Let's build this discussion together. Let's collaborate on this misunderstanding and see where it takes us. Oh, thanks for the conversation. I value your input, even if we don't see eye to eye on this. I appreciate your perspective, but I'd like to offer an alternative viewpoint. I'm trying to find common ground here, bear with me. Let's unpack this issue together and see where we align. I'm listening intently, please continue with your thoughts. Before we proceed, can we establish some ground rules for this discussion? I'm curious to hear more about how you arrived at that conclusion. Let's explore this topic further and see what insights we can gain.